I remember seeing it on the news
And thinking it couldn't be real.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:03, archived)

My dad was due to visit the local police on business that day
but his boss phoned to cancel as there had been "a terrible shooting incident at a local school". Given that my mum was a teacher at a local school, this shat him up somewhat. At least my sister and I had left by that point.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:17, archived)

Next day,
this weird cunt was handing out flyers outside uni explaining how The Queen had dunnit. Kind of wish I'd kept the one he gave me now.

edit: more background insanity
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:30, archived)

'Peter Dow is a Scottish scientist and a republican socialist whose legal human rights are cruelly violated by the police and courts in Aberdeen, where he lives.'
according to the political defence blog of racist nutcase Peter Dow
( .Yeti., Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:19, archived)

THE QUEEN DID DUNBLANE
and also let me impregnate Condeleeza Rice plz
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:27, archived)

That must have been terrifying

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 1:49, archived)