Have a great Friday everyone
not you
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:58, archived)

hi knockaz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:03, archived)

80085

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:07, archived)

Gonna wank 2 this.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:12, archived)

Make em wank to this...Eric b and ra....snzzz

( mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:16, archived)

Eaay on the cut no mistakes allowed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 6:23, archived)

Jeff Mills is weird

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:21, archived)

I'm not sure why you'd need to mill Jeffs, but if there was more than one Jeff mill, you'd say "Jeff mills are weird."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:24, archived)

Just wait till you see Jeff bridges.

( .Yeti., Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:36, archived)

Once you've seen Tom cruise, life will never be the same again

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 8:40, archived)

Heads-up, Smash has you on 2.0 so you're missing Peter Dow chat.
I presume you crossed paths with him, like everyone else in Aberdeen did
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:39, archived)

Nope, never encountered him.
What's his /links username?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:46, archived)

He was often mentioned there,
but I don't think he ever signed up.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 7:47, archived)

Bit noodly for me, the bells was good tho

( broadsword, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:51, archived)

As a DJ he's great, but his hands when he's mixing are just odd

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:45, archived)

Been a shocker Cheltenham festival for me. Bad Friday too. Not 1 winner.

( mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:14, archived)

why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:20, archived)

It's not a great friday, but it's a good friday

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 18:51, archived)

30th anniversary of the Dunblane massacre,
hit hard for me because I grew up a couple of miles away and I was at school with the murdered teacher's daughter and my mum (also a teacher) knew her well.

Her daughter was horrible though, silver lining I suppose.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 19:55, archived)

I remember seeing it on the news
And thinking it couldn't be real.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:03, archived)

My dad was due to visit the local police on business that day
but his boss phoned to cancel as there had been "a terrible shooting incident at a local school". Given that my mum was a teacher at a local school, this shat him up somewhat. At least my sister and I had left by that point.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:17, archived)

Next day,
this weird cunt was handing out flyers outside uni explaining how The Queen had dunnit. Kind of wish I'd kept the one he gave me now.

edit: more background insanity
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:30, archived)

'Peter Dow is a Scottish scientist and a republican socialist whose legal human rights are cruelly violated by the police and courts in Aberdeen, where he lives.'
according to the political defence blog of racist nutcase Peter Dow
( .Yeti., Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:19, archived)

THE QUEEN DID DUNBLANE
and also let me impregnate Condeleeza Rice plz
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:27, archived)

That must have been terrifying

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 1:49, archived)

Bit hard, eh?
Me too.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:00, archived)

It's Friday the 13th
A day I always enjoy
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:02, archived)