Jakob Wanker
The 18-year-old forward recently signed a contract extension with Austrian side LASK, an announcement that triggered a deluge of posts from content aggregator pages.
He’s surely destined to be captain one day, as he’s guaranteed to win the pre-match toss.
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Jizz Hornkamp
Seeing the name ‘Jizz Hornkamp’ takes us back to the summer of 2022 when Nottingham Forest unleashed bantergeddon by attempting to sign him.
The Dutch striker previously went viral for scoring four times in 30 minutes during a 2021 Eredivisie match, clearly no respecter of clean sheets anywhere.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 0:07,
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