morning
I have an hilarious anecdote about a courier from yesterday, but they're not my forte so you'll just have to imagine it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 8:31, archived)

You always deliver m8

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 8:35, archived)

You left it in a safe place, m8

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 9:09, archived)

I left it in the bin m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 9:21, archived)