Silly journalist - that's not news, it's a fucking advert

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:49, archived)

"property" is a sub-category of "news", apparently.
I don't remember being headline news when I bought my first flat, but it was 26 years ago and we didn't really have the internet in those days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:57, archived)