goodnight everybody. sleep tight.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:07, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:12, archived)

you're such a sweetie

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:18, archived)

Don't let the bedbugs bite

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:41, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 0:06, archived)

I've stayed in cheap hotels and backpacker's hostels across four continents
and the only place I ever got attacked by bedbugs was in riverghost's shitty hostel in London at a b3ta bash. I gazzed him about it later to advise him it had happened, and he essentially said I must be wrong because he'd had his place treated for them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 6:11, archived)

you were the treat, m8

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 6:44, archived)

That's what the bedbugs said!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 6:52, archived)

i had bedbugs for a bit
but they all died of alcohol poisoning
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 7:08, archived)

If he had them when I stayed there
They weren't in my bed
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:29, archived)

I don't think they're able to teleport into every bed in the property as soon as they arrive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:40, archived)

Unlike me, lolz

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 9:35, archived)

Rusell Brand sex pest LOLS!!!!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 10:24, archived)