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Set your alarm to "bone-chilling dinosaurian screechings of a pack of seagulls", which should definitely drown out any namby-pamby twitterings from whatever birds roost near your house.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 May 2026, 9:26, archived)