I was sitting on them 20 years ago #CoolerThanThem
It was like sitting on a kerb, I'm nearly 6'4 and my height is all in my legs, thank fuck it was before smartphones or I'd be all over Vietnamese TikTok for lols
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Knees keeping your ears warm

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