It was a beautiful day, my flies were down
I had my penus out, I was peein'
The wee felt fine, my stream was flowing
Little known to me, I was sprayin'

Yeah, runnin' down my jeans
Trousers gettin' covered in pee
Smelling like a piss pourri
Dripping all over my knee
Runnin' down my jeans
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:58, archived)