That's my default, unless patients can give me a very good reason for NOT undergoing a digital rectal examination.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 11:35, archived)

Digital? I'd have thought anal-ogue would be more appropriate, ah hahaha ha!!!1

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:11, archived)

In this case, digital means finger.
As in 'hold still Mr Jenkins whilst I digitalise you'
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:44, archived)

Thanks, but I did actually know that.
I was exploiting intentional ambiguity for comedic effect.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:00, archived)

'comic'

(piss and shit, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:20, archived)

Thanks, but I did actually assume you knew that but thought my reply would be funnier if I made it look like I thought you didn't.
Maybe we should gaz each other next time so we can coordinate our posts.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:54, archived)