i'm on the milk and falling asleep

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 0:23, archived)

My niece is having trouble with a creepy incel neighbour
So I made her a batch of hot sauce, as pepper spray is illegal. I used sriracha, habanero, tabasco, scotch bonnet, Dorset naga, carolina reaper, peanut oil, fish sauce, soy sauce, capsaicin and water. Problem is, it tastes delicious! I've split it into 2 bottles and added English mustard and more habanero to her half, but it still tastes delicious.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 1:15, archived)

Is she meant to season him to death or something?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 Jun 2026, 8:03, archived)

It's going into a spray bottle
So she can spray him in the eyes
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 10:13, archived)