There's been a turf war between magpies and seagulls in my garden for years
The magpies are currently winning, but Igor is apparently on the seagull's side, because he's killed 3 magpies in less than a month.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 13:03, archived)

Or maybe it's just harder to kill a seagull.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 13:33, archived)

Yep
Definitely true of Seagal
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 13:58, archived)

Oh, he's killed one of those, too

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 15:57, archived)

Our cat has never caught a single bird
She'll stalk them though.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 19:26, archived)