I've just made a toddler make noises only dogs can hear
By telling her about all the sweets I'm going to give her when I take her out in a fortnight
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:09, Reply)

you're not a werewolf, right?

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 18:42, Reply)

I'm allergic to gold, not silver

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:12, Reply)