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Just out of interest has anyone at Wiki towers ever got their heads around the concept of a "summary" when it comes to summarising a plot?
no thought not never mind let's leave it for the time being there's probably no point in changing direction now is there
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:26, Reply)
HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:27, Reply)
And Father's day
And my sister and brother-in-law's wedding anniversary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:17, Reply)
HAPPY EVERYTHINGS TO EVERYBODY \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:20, Reply)
I do feel unusually happy today

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 11:31, Reply)
i don't

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:08, Reply)
I've just made a toddler make noises only dogs can hear
By telling her about all the sweets I'm going to give her when I take her out in a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:09, Reply)
you're not a werewolf, right?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 18:42, Reply)
I'm allergic to gold, not silver

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:12, Reply)
mine too
- wait! Is Mrs Wizard your sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 13:30, Reply)
Are you a tall ginger bugger with an incredibly boring job?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 14:10, Reply)
*checks*
I'm a middling height badger-haired bugger with a penchant for the arcane arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:24, Reply)
Then no

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:26, Reply)
aw
- i thought i had made a hooman connection for a centon there
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 19:04, Reply)
His name is Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:12, Reply)
lol summary/summery

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:28, Reply)
Summery execution, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:53, Reply)

ahahahahaha
let's end'em but make it floral-pretty awww
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:10, Reply)
It's a joke as old as time, I'm sure, but there was a nice cartoon based on it in Private Eye a few months back.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:41, Reply)
Did you hear about when the cops in Pastryland caught a thief?
They put him in a custardy sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:42, Reply)

Jokes like this make me helpless with simple delight, like a mentally deficient puppy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:46, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 11:56, Reply)
-simple +angel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 13:55, Reply)
ALSO THIS :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:54, Reply)
Is punctuation rationed today?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:39, Reply)
everyones a critic

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:47, Reply)
I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:17, Reply)
: )

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:19, Reply)
The one for Midsommar just tells you about the second act

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:08, Reply)

pffff
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:10, Reply)
Gonads

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 12:26, Reply)
Wiki?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 13:18, Reply)
it's kidspeak for something well good m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:10, Reply)
the little silver twat that hangs round with Buck Rogers

(piss and shit, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:28, Reply)
Wikistan, right next to Wakistan

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 17:29, Reply)
Fucking Wakis, coming over here, stealing our search engines

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:13, Reply)
That floating points and pharoah sanders record is just so good tho

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 19:12, Reply)