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Just out of interest has anyone at Wiki towers ever got their heads around the concept of a "summary" when it comes to summarising a plot?
no thought not never mind let's leave it for the time being there's probably no point in changing direction now is there
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:26, archived)
HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:27, archived)
And Father's day
And my sister and brother-in-law's wedding anniversary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:17, archived)
HAPPY EVERYTHINGS TO EVERYBODY \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:20, archived)
I do feel unusually happy today

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 11:31, archived)
i don't

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:08, archived)
I've just made a toddler make noises only dogs can hear
By telling her about all the sweets I'm going to give her when I take her out in a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:09, archived)
you're not a werewolf, right?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 18:42, archived)
I'm allergic to gold, not silver

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:12, archived)
mine too
- wait! Is Mrs Wizard your sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 13:30, archived)
Are you a tall ginger bugger with an incredibly boring job?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 14:10, archived)
*checks*
I'm a middling height badger-haired bugger with a penchant for the arcane arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:24, archived)
Then no

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:26, archived)
aw
- i thought i had made a hooman connection for a centon there
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 19:04, archived)
His name is Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:12, archived)
lol summary/summery

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:28, archived)
Summery execution, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:53, archived)

ahahahahaha
let's end'em but make it floral-pretty awww
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:10, archived)
It's a joke as old as time, I'm sure, but there was a nice cartoon based on it in Private Eye a few months back.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:41, archived)
Did you hear about when the cops in Pastryland caught a thief?
They put him in a custardy sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:42, archived)

Jokes like this make me helpless with simple delight, like a mentally deficient puppy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:46, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 11:56, archived)
-simple +angel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 13:55, archived)
ALSO THIS :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:54, archived)
Is punctuation rationed today?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:39, archived)
everyones a critic

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 9:47, archived)
I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:17, archived)
: )

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:19, archived)
The one for Midsommar just tells you about the second act

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:08, archived)

pffff
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:10, archived)
Gonads

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 12:26, archived)
Wiki?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 13:18, archived)
it's kidspeak for something well good m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:10, archived)
the little silver twat that hangs round with Buck Rogers

(piss and shit, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:28, archived)
Wikistan, right next to Wakistan

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 17:29, archived)
Fucking Wakis, coming over here, stealing our search engines

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:13, archived)
That floating points and pharoah sanders record is just so good tho

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 19:12, archived)