Fun fact, Andy Murray's grandad gave me my first spectacles.
Well, he owned the Optician's in Bridge of Allan I got them from, might not have been him personally.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 22:33, archived)

<s>Fun</s>

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 22:34, archived)

Look, did he or didn't he, stop wasting everyone's time.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 22:57, archived)

He might not have, honestly can't remember and I wouldn't have known him from Adam anyway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 23:32, archived)

Huge mouth, the man, enormously wide voluminous mouth, mouth like a tunnel into another dimension
a dimension where his future grandson would play at Wimbledon and have a similarly gargantuan black hole of a mouth
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 23:44, archived)

Wimbledon was his mouth

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 0:08, archived)

The whole town, District Line and all

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 0:09, archived)

Andy was constantly at the dentist due to Wombles

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 0:09, archived)

actualol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 0:12, archived)

undertongue, overtongue, wombling free, the wombles in andy's huge cake-hole are we

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 0:14, archived)