me: *immediately putting on chicken costume and sparkly waistcoat, playing a one-man-band set-up* what like this do you mean
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:01, archived)

you: *from underneath table* not like that no
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:02, archived)

please stop liveblogging and start making up Star Wars bullshit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:05, archived)

Pffffff
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:06, archived)

Wat Monthop: *reaching for drystone-handled lightsaber from beneath bar* eh up oo disturbs the peace of my spacebar
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:05, archived)

you: oh that's just great just fucking great
me: sorry porcy *three more drumrolls and a parp on the trumpet* is this helping
Wat: *advancing* well if it isn't the scum of the ten galaxdales. Cross my fields will you lad I'll not forget
you: *tunelling into the ground frantically* not really no
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:10, archived)

a disney+ contract is in the post

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 15:07, archived)

pffffffff THANK YOU

( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 15:32, archived)