Death is always sad
But you can honour him by remembering the good times, and the times he made you and others laugh. That was his life, it's also his legacy. Don't be sad, he made people laugh, he wouldn't want you to be sad.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 22:11, archived)

Not quite always
When my kid's mum croaks I will do a naked windmill and headspin in Trafalgar Square for 9.5hrs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:23, archived)

That's because you don't love her anymore
Which is understandable, as she's a cunt.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:36, archived)

She was laying into me via my mum a couple of weeks ago
This despite the only reason our daughter just got £38000 from my brother is because I repeatedly talked him out of changing his will because the little prick kept blanking him. Yeah, you're welcome
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:54, archived)

Thanks - good advice

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:21, archived)