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Just found out my cousin the comedy writer has died
Bollocks.
He was responsible for the Doctor in the House series, played some bit parts with the Pythons, and was a lovely old chap.

V sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 22:05, archived)
The comedy writer associated with Doctor in the House who recently died is Bill Oddie, alongside the original book author Richard Gordon.

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There were more of them in the writers' room than that
I'd list more of his stuff but I'd be doxxing myself
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 22:13, archived)
my undoxed condolences.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:02, archived)
+into a souvenir shotglass

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:38, archived)
Death is always sad
But you can honour him by remembering the good times, and the times he made you and others laugh. That was his life, it's also his legacy. Don't be sad, he made people laugh, he wouldn't want you to be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 22:11, archived)
Not quite always
When my kid's mum croaks I will do a naked windmill and headspin in Trafalgar Square for 9.5hrs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:23, archived)
That's because you don't love her anymore
Which is understandable, as she's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:36, archived)
She was laying into me via my mum a couple of weeks ago
This despite the only reason our daughter just got £38000 from my brother is because I repeatedly talked him out of changing his will because the little prick kept blanking him. Yeah, you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:54, archived)
Thanks - good advice

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:21, archived)
Have you tried wanking into a souvenir shotglass?
Or a novelty miniature clog?

I can't guarantee it will help but it might
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:19, archived)
or a miniature clog glass

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:24, archived)
Oh don't be ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:28, archived)
/heads back over to clogsfordogs.cum

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:31, archived)
Ur b& m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:55, archived)
but now my dog's legs will be clogsless!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 0:49, archived)
Drink Bailey's from a shoe

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:37, archived)
bless you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 4:36, archived)
And go to a club where people wee on each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 7:57, archived)
I have all of these items, so I might give it go
- and rate the results for science
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 11:06, archived)
It’s rubbish that the people we like have to die eventually.
Sorry to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 8:08, archived)