Who the fuck doesn't consider it to be the total output in one sitting?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:26, archived)

I did a poo/ am going for a poo - one sitting's worth
there's a poo on your doorstep - one log
there's some poo on your doorstep - one or more poos
(piss and shit, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:43, archived)

by extrapolation, then
if there's some poo on your doorstep and someone says "there's a poo on your doorstep", either it was them or they saw it happening because otherwise how would they know?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:54, archived)

I'd have thought you of all people would know this, obviously samples are taken and they are sent for analysis, duh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:57, archived)

you can't dust for poo

(piss and shit, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:58, archived)

"good thing you didn't step in it"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 14:03, archived)

or, right, they were passing after the pooer did their first log
but had gone before the pooer returned to add more poos
(piss and shit, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:59, archived)

Ecce! Est pooer.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 14:01, archived)

puella est in atria

(piss and shit, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 14:02, archived)

That does seem reasonable but there is always value in hearing the opposing views of idiots

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:52, archived)

Although, to be fair, I would say there can be multiple distinct episodes in a single sitting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:56, archived)

what is this, the Shitting Forecast?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:57, archived)

The 00:48 Shitting Forecast, at the end of the broadcast day, is traditionally preceded by the playing of "Sailing By", a light orchestral piece by Ronald Binge.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 14:02, archived)

Pisser, Logger, German Scheiße movie

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 14:09, archived)

with a soundtrack by... Ronald Binge!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 14:42, archived)

And Cilla Black

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 6:59, archived)