I was sure I remembered an anecdote about a place called Ban Me Twat.
I typed that into Google, and the AI assistant assumed I was talking to it.

"I cannot ban you, as I am an AI assistant and do not have an account system or the power to ban users. If you want to stop using this service, you can simply close the chat window or stop messaging."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 13:59, archived)

Alright Viz's Mr. Logic
Seriously though, a few hundred thousand more datacenters and this will all get sorted
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 14:12, archived)

It's already nailed HappyToast's speech style, if it learns how to draw feet then he really is fucked

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 14:47, archived)

I found a site about twatt camping
Can't imagine how many flaps jokes they've had to put up with
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 16:00, archived)

In local dialect it's pronounced "twott", true story

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 17:55, archived)