Heard him on the radio this morning, throwing his toys out of the pram
because he won a by-election triggered by him throwing his toys out of the pram.

Still, it wasn't a total waste of time, Lozza Fox came a distant 6th and lost his deposit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 7:51, archived)

For someone who spends his time railing against ‘woke snowflakes’, he does a lot of whining
Almost as if him and his rancid excuse for a political party are a bunch of hypocrites
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 8:56, archived)