Comedy candidate wins in Clactonalt: morning
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 6:14,
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Heard him on the radio this morning, throwing his toys out of the prambecause he won a by-election triggered by him throwing his toys out of the pram.
Still, it wasn't a total waste of time, Lozza Fox came a distant 6th and lost his deposit.
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For someone who spends his time railing against ‘woke snowflakes’, he does a lot of whining Almost as if him and his rancid excuse for a political party are a bunch of hypocrites
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 8:56,
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The Boötes Void is over 330 million light-years across yet contains only 60 galaxies,making it one of the emptiest things in the known universe, perhaps second only to Farage's victory in Clacton.
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.Yeti., Fri 14 Aug 2026, 8:44,
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Fucker didn't even bother to turn up for the announcement because "security"said the Essex Police told him there was a risk. They denied this and 50pLee accused the cops of being as big a bunch of liars as the BBC. Well fuckadoodle they're not taking winning well are they!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 8:45,
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50p? That’s bigotry sortedGuess inflation has to be taken into account
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 8:57,
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You know what I've doneI've got 50p ham on my mind. Silly garold.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 9:24,
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