I really hope Billie Piper was twatted when she married him

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 22:51, archived)

Wikipedia suggests she has a bewigged rugby ball for a head, equipped with an obscenely grinning vagina dentata for a mouth.
Reading that back, it sounds a bit negative.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 0:34, archived)