Comedy website wins on the internet
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( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 12:00, archived)

Stay about from my Binface

( .Yeti., Fri 14 Aug 2026, 12:27, archived)

At least Laurence Fox came last for being both a cunt and an irrelevant nobody

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 19:21, archived)

Oh, I see he's demanded a recunt

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 19:21, archived)

That's always cheering news.
I'm sure it won't stop him standing next time and continuing his lifelong habit of making an embarrassment of himself.
( .Yeti., Fri 14 Aug 2026, 20:23, archived)

I really hope Billie Piper was twatted when she married him

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 22:51, archived)

Wikipedia suggests she has a bewigged rugby ball for a head, equipped with an obscenely grinning vagina dentata for a mouth.
Reading that back, it sounds a bit negative.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 0:34, archived)

Hi cheers

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 12:35, archived)

hi morning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 12:53, archived)

Oh, is it 2002 again?
Hooray! I'm off out to buy that Liam Lynch CD single.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 12:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8482785
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 12:53, archived)

What do we win?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 13:23, archived)

/links

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 14:00, archived)

fml

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 14:06, archived)

YOU'LL WIN IT AND LIKE IT YOUNG MAN

( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Aug 2026, 14:18, archived)

MAN SCARF-WEARING COCKHOUND
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 19:51, archived)

In the US, people use "ascot" for the casual tucked-in style, while in the UK, it is often called a "day cravat".

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 22:41, archived)

i was going to do a strikey-g on that but I couldn't think of one

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 22:47, archived)

All cravats are gay cravats m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 22:55, archived)

My ascot smells of macassar oil

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 0:35, archived)

Whoever wins... we lose.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 14:25, archived)

Wheelie Bin v. Discreditor

( .Yeti., Fri 14 Aug 2026, 15:28, archived)

I'm sweating my colossal moobs off

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 16:10, archived)

Get cheap top surgery with this one weird trick!

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 17:59, archived)

-tr +d

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 22:22, archived)

Vier von sieben
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2lq28xvw8po
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 16:28, archived)

Blimey
6/7
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 22:39, archived)

4/7 hardon lardons

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 22:49, archived)

SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 16:29, archived)

I'm not a mother

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 20:26, archived)

Do you like owls?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 20:40, archived)

Not really
I'm not fond of birds at all, except barn owls, which looks like they've got a crunchy cinnamon sugar topping on their heads.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 21:50, archived)

The Teat Owl is native to the UK and very common in urban areas.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 22:56, archived)

Jason Ardead

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 20:51, archived)