The crack of faeces on willow

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:03, archived)

I doubt it would crack
Unless it was frozen
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:05, archived)

Or encased in carbonite

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 19:07, archived)

As the old saying goes, cack don't crack.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Aug 2026, 19:29, archived)