Followup thread

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 17:31, Reply)

Sri Lanka bowled shit to India today. Wankers

( mongychops, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 17:46, Reply)

300 or saink at close, day 2

( mongychops, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 17:47, Reply)

For 5

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:03, Reply)

Day 2. I was going go day 4. Fucking 160 dollar tho. That's rent and beers

( mongychops, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:42, Reply)

Surely a ball would have been better
Wouldn't splatter on the wickets, either
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 17:57, Reply)

The crack of faeces on willow

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:03, Reply)

I doubt it would crack
Unless it was frozen
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:05, Reply)

Or encased in carbonite

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 19:07, Reply)

As the old saying goes, cack don't crack.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Aug 2026, 19:29, Reply)

My assumption was that "bowled shit" was like a plated meal or something.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Aug 2026, 19:35, Reply)

All You Can Eat!!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 20:44, Reply)

It's a way of life, not just a special offer

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 21:04, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/Cooking-Poo-Saiyuud-Diwong/dp/0977507076/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=39GZY7TR16S1O&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.bhsziDgNy3keVDT9O8mM4dN_K0bg0Y-KYyO5INivFCNOgIm8sH8VDULqP5imNg6VCgrQNzMxQSeIJdQq1JYOYZPmdq2GCJMX6ubXoVCEFfk.StNVkKoAECFA1Bk88XgNvynHbbRPxO-SgObpSDiOprs&dib_tag=se&keywords=cooking+with+poo&qid=1787516524&sprefix=cooking+with+poo%2Caps%2C205&sr=8-1
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Aug 2026, 21:22, Reply)

All you can eat buttfet

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 21:43, Reply)

Howzat!
Unfortunately for the person catching it, type 5 on the Bristol Chart so quite a lot went through his fingers and now he looks like a shitty human rorschach test.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:37, Reply)

50p hamster

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 23:01, Reply)

*Richard Gere enters the chat*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 23:07, Reply)

Dick Gere, meet Sean Scrotum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 23:48, Reply)