Why is "holiday" in inverted commas?
I'm drunk from beer
I never drink so two beers makes me drunk
I have fatty liver disease so I shouldn't be drinking at all
("TEMU Bou", Sun 30 Aug 2026, 16:03, archived)

well stop it

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 17:40, archived)

I've had two beers
That will be me til Christmas
("TEMU Bou", Sun 30 Aug 2026, 18:18, archived)

Because I didn't actually go anywhere
Although the vast majority of my family and everyone at work thinks I did
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 21:14, archived)

Ah!
Make some AI photos of yourself with some hot Spanish guy in Mallorca🤣😂
("TEMU Bou", Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:41, archived)