Evening I'm coming back from my "holiday" tomorrow, so I'll be getting absolutely fucked up with my niece tonight, who's in on the whole thing. What are you smeggy cunts up to?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:16,
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How do you get to Carnegie hall? Just answering your question. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_philanthropists
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mongychops, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:51,
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Zerbanoo Gifford, last name on the list, image how embarassed she must be, she finally made the list but she's LAST(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:22,
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Hold on, is it possible that's actually Zerbanoo Zerbanoo "Top" Gifford(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 0:16,
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To answer your question seriously If you're talking about Dolly, she's spent millions on improving childhood literacy, donated a million to COVID research and given $1,000 a month to families who lost their homes through wildfires. Not to mention greenlighting Buffy.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:11,
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What's wrong with facts?Nobody's denying that Dolly Parton did good charitable work but to claim that she's one of the greatest ever philanthropists is just cuckoo.
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Well stick me in a fucking clock (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:44,
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Why is "holiday" in inverted commas? I'm drunk from beer
I never drink so two beers makes me drunk
I have fatty liver disease so I shouldn't be drinking at all
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Because I didn't actually go anywhere Although the vast majority of my family and everyone at work thinks I did
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 21:14,
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Ah! Make some AI photos of yourself with some hot Spanish guy in Mallorca🤣😂
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