got bored, made a lovely AI 'song for children' about a king far away who loved to make cheese so much that he fashioned his own cheese into a helmet
The chorus goes -
Far King hail!
Your cheesy cheesy helm!
Far King hail!
Ooh what a rancid smell!

and then at the end the King says, "From this day on, no more cheesy helms for me!"
I actually looked for some free hosting so I could post it here and you're in luck, I couldn't find any.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:52, archived)