Jism on the mattress
Jism on the highway
Jism on the front porch
Jism on the hallway
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 13:15, archived)

Flidwank
With the little old hands that
Can't quite reach his todger
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 15:49, archived)