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Morning
Can’t sleep. Think I’ll go to the gym.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 5:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 6:25, archived)
It’s a lovely sunrise today

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 7:09, archived)
Yes it is, just about to head out for my long run
Enjoy the gym
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 7:18, archived)
I did. Was invigorating
Have a marvellous run.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 7:55, archived)
I did, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 9:50, archived)

I did,
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 11:13, archived)
FLIDWANK

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 8:41, archived)
Flabulous

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 9:28, archived)

Jism on the mattress
Jism on the highway
Jism on the front porch
Jism on the hallway
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 13:15, archived)
Flidwank
With the little old hands that
Can't quite reach his todger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 15:49, archived)
Morning
Work til 4 then this magnificence
www.thened.com/london/restaurants/electric-bar-and-diner/interstellar-bbq
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 9:10, archived)
Ooooh

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 9:28, archived)
14.5% service charge?
FFS, just increase the prices on the menu, you fucking twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 10:36, archived)
But this way provides for a more authentic 'MURICA barbecue experience.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 12 Sep 2026, 10:55, archived)
12.5 is pretty much standard á Londres these days
14.5 is a new low

Although of course if they fuck everything up I can get the service removed
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 10:58, archived)
If they just put up the prices they have to pay more tax ... which they'd pass on to you
so they put it on the service charge instead.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:04, archived)
It's still dishonest that they don't display the real price on the menu.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:16, archived)
Tipping culture (in the UK) can get in the bin
Pay your staff properly and if the service is truly exceptional then fine, otherwise fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:25, archived)
Zackly

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:08, archived)
That looks fucking delicious
Not sure about someone being referred to as a β€˜pitmaster’ though
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 11:17, archived)
If they don’t cook it properly you’ll be a ‘shitmaster’
lol rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 11:20, archived)
Yeah it's no 'flebmaster' eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 13:40, archived)
Pitmaster Gash

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 15:34, archived)
pisblaster

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 16:11, archived)
leave me alone

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 16:53, archived)
Pitmaster sounds a bit gay
Is it going to be gay?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 13:17, archived)
It fucking better be

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:02, archived)
Cheese it! It's Tilda Swinton! And she's been RUMBLED!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 11:54, archived)
^ Rumbelows

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 12:42, archived)
I doubt you'll sleep better there, it's full of sweaty men

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 13:13, archived)
It was very quiet when I got there
well. It was very empty of people, they were still playing awful MOR dance music very loud.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:05, archived)
+RIS

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 15:55, archived)
+SEY

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 16:26, archived)
this charmless man

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:06, archived)
I actually miss the gym :(

("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:37, archived)