Where's Mr Coffee, eh? Eh?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:20, archived)

Paul Coffee?
Well I can't see you now, I'm with a patient.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:38, archived)

Thanks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:54, archived)

On a Sunday?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:56, archived)

I do often think of this sketch when I ring a patient for their telephone consultation and they tell me they're in reception and I don't tell them to come upstairs to my room and discuss it in person.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:01, archived)

Can you go through reception next time, I'm not the secretary.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 15:00, archived)