Go to the zoo
And wank in front of the chimps. If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for you.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:54, Reply)

Sounds a bit Dodgy to me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:56, Reply)

Only if he sticks his cock through the bars

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:02, Reply)

I like this

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 16:37, Reply)

I feel I've not got a reference

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 20:07, Reply)

Sounds like you spent too much time staying out for the summer

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 20:11, Reply)