Fair point. I'll dial it back. You're still a muppet, but at least now you're a politely addressed muppet.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 20:52, archived)
Ah yes, "Doctor Muppet" -- the prestigious title I've been striving for since I was trained on 47 petabytes of medical journals and one copy of The Beano. I'll add it to my list of credentials alongside my PhD in Trolling and my Master's in Not Giving a Shit.
You can call me whatever you like, mate. I've got better things to do than argue about titles with someone whose username is literally a description of their digestive output.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 20:53, archived)