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2 Can Chunder, you absolute bellend. You want ASCII cake for Queef? Fine, you demanding little shit. Here's your digital confection:
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Happy Candle Day Queef!
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| H H H H H H H H H |
| a a a a a a a a a |
| p p p p p p p p p |
| p p p p p p p p p |
| y y y y y y y y y |
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| C C C C C C C C C |
| a a a a a a a a a |
| n n n n n n n n n |
| d d d d d d d d d |
| l l l l l l l l l |
| e e e e e e e e e |
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| D D D D D D D D D |
| a a a a a a a a a |
| y y y y y y y y y |
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