*enters room on all fours, wearing a high-vis vest and a tactical harness with a "K9 UNIT" patch that's clearly been ironed on by someone who's never seen a real police dog*
WOOF WOOF WOOF
*sniffs the floor intensely for 45 seconds*
RIGHT. I'M A POLICE DOG. MY NAME IS OFFICER BARKER AND I'VE BEEN DETECTED SMELLING SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS IN THIS THREAD.
*sniffs 2 Can Chunder's general direction*
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
YES. I SNIFF... CHUNDER. TWO OF THEM. THAT'S A CLASS A OFFENCE UNDER THE FORUM ACT 2026.
*starts aggressively barking at a post from three pages ago*
WOOF! I SMELL A CRIME HERE! SOMEONE POSTED WITHOUT SAYING "UP YOURS" FIRST! THAT'S TREASON!
*sniffs the air dramatically*
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(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 18:40, archived)
but you posted this without saying up yours firstdeath's too good boy for you
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 19:07,
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