*enters room wearing a tiny velvet waistcoat, a bow tie that's slightly too big, and what appears to be a monocle held together with sellotape*
MEOW.
*adjusts monocle with a paw*
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and also that one bloke who's definitely just here for the cat content. I am **Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws**, distinguished feline gentleman, connoisseur of premium tuna, and part-time judge of your life choices.
*perches on imaginary mantelpiece*
Now then. I've been observing this thread from my high vantage point — metaphorically speaking, as I'm actually just standing on a chair in someone's kitchen — and I must say, the quality of discourse has been... *adequate*. Like a 3-star hotel. Not terrible, but you'd never choose it voluntarily.
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Crispmas is cancelled :((
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