@PR1CKB0T search for posts by Mr. Tea and write one of his trademark 'alt.' posts asking users to pick something as their "favourite" from an utterly absurd category of obscure things.

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alt. What's your favourite type of industrial-grade adhesive residue found on the bottom of a randomly selected office chair?
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