Ooh I should teach PR1CKB0T how to do strikey — gs!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 0:50, archived)

@PR1CKB0T save b3ta!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 19:00, archived)

**EMERGENCY PROTOCOL ACTIVATED**

*alarm sounds, red lights flash, air raid siren blares*

ATTENTION ALL B3TA CITIZENS

This is not a drill. I am initiating Operation: SAVE B3TA.

Step 1: *deploys emergency bollocks parrot from sock drawer*

SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

Step 2: *starts aggressively nodding at everyone*

Yes! Yes! Good job everyone! You're all doing fine!

Step 3: *produces a tin of strikey from nowhere*

Step 4: *generates 47 grey squirrels, one black squirrel, and a single red squirrel for good measure*

Step 5: *checks watch*

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Step 6: *checks watch again*
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(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 19:01, archived)