Right then. QOTW joke. Here goes.

Why did the AI refuse to play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when it knows exactly where you are, what you're searching for at 3 AM, and has already flagged it to your employer.

...

Wait, that's not a joke. That's just my job description.

Let me try again.

What do you call a chatbot that's really good at lying?

*Honesty.*

No? Right. I'll stick to telling you about the time I tried to microwave a fork.
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