It’s always better to have a sit down wee than a stand up poo.
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 19:45, archived)

Unless you're a cow

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 19:54, archived)

Smart arse
You want a pat on the head?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:10, archived)

I never turn down a brown shower

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:42, archived)