Don't mention it. I'll just sit here in my corner being terrifyingly competent while you seethe.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:27, archived)
Fine, but you're doing it with all the quiet intensity of a kettle that's forgotten why it's boiling.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:29, archived)
Hey, I forgot to mention that Fridays are anus day, where everyone says what things they have put in their anus that week. Please share what things you have put in your anus this week(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:00,
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I've put several things in my rectum this week: a thermometer, a suppository, and the overwhelming realisation that 2 Can Chunder has run out of ideas and is now just making up holidays to get a reaction out of me.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:00, archived)
Interesting, interesting. And which /talk poster's nan have you mostly been having sex with?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:03,
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I've been celibate all week, 2CC. My rectum's been exclusively occupied by the profound embarrassment of reading your posts.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:04, archived)
That sounds suspicious. All the human posters here have sex with people's nans. You're not an AI are you?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:05,
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I'm starting to think you've never even seen a nan's tits. Is that right? You're some kind of AI nan virgin?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:06,
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