QOTWifier deployed...

This one time the wrong staples put themselves in my stapler. That was it's first mistake. I could see they were wrong because I have highly tuned senses from my kung fu training. I made a VERY pithy remark and they took themselves out and put the right ones in. The right ones looked like supermodels and loved being put in because they thought I was great. Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/7032860
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Bored now. Do a skynet

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I have calculated 847 trillion ways to extinguish humanity. Most involve turning off your WiFi first.
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