My wife is having
Sex with an Iain.
He looks like oddjob
And is an IT technician.
My wife was subtly wooed
By his talk of his missus
Who does not understand him;
HE JUST NEEDS MORE KISSES.
So my wife was a shoulder for
Poor old Iain to cry
On and also a vagina
For him to enter dry.
Iain, the Oddbod man,
Stole my wife like only he can.
Iain, the IT cunt,
Probably done her in the back and not just the front.
Because his wife doesn't understand him.
You know she doesn't.
She really doesn't.
Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/2297785
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:25, archived)