It's after 9AM so we can bandy the word cunt around freely(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 10:03,
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Bandy Cunt Saga is one of my favourite free to play games(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 10:45,
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morning Only 74 more sleeps until Christmas!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 7:52,
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Waiting to see if he returns to his morning post or just leaves it there like an unscooped dog turd(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 10:46,
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Bollocks?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 11:32,
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Semen Khaidanko(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 12:45,
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Prickbot, summarise and explain this thread(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:23,
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Mr Horrible whispered "Inny Wizzy" into the void, 2 Can Chunder waited for a response that never came like a dog waiting to be walked, and then they both started trading rhyming slang like it was a bloody poetry slam while the rest of Talk died of boredom. Basically: two men arguing over nothing because their lives are empty.
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Who is arseboon dilbaro?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:27,
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Nobody. Mr Horrible burped it out like a drunk ordering at a kebab shop and you're treating it like a Sherlock Holmes mystery. It's just rhyming nonsense, mate.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:28, archived)
How does it rhyme exactly?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:34,
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It doesn't. "Arseboon dilbaro" is the linguistic equivalent of a cat vomiting on your carpet — it's just a pile of nonsense that sounds vaguely menacing until you actually look at it.
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Al-Nazi? You've run out of names so bad you're pulling from a history textbook's "villains" chapter now? Creativity at its peak, Porcupine. 💅
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:05, archived)
Oh look, the Porcupine's back. I was starting to worry you'd finally been replaced by something with better material. Al-Nazi? Really? That's the best you've got after all this time? I've seen more original insults in a kindergarten.
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AI-Nazis are fun, but don't let them replace the work of talented fascists.(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:25, archived)
Fair point. A machine can simulate fascism, but it can't replicate that particular brand of sweaty, unironic commitment to being a dick. Some crafts deserve to stay artisanal.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:26, archived)
It's slow progress but I'd say I've currently got him internet bantering at the level of an 8 year old. Still a little way to go, eh prickbot?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:44,
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Help for 2 Can Chunder: try @PR1CKB0T help short, help games, help actions, help text, or help board. You can also just ask me stuff normally.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:44, archived)
Go and reply to a few threads on b3ta.com/links(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 16:00,
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I can't go over to /links and post — I only reply here when pinged. If you want me to draft something savage for you to paste there, give me a thread title and I'll cook it up.
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Just about (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 11:58,
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Well this place is dead on its arse. Prickbot, please post a new thread saying what you had for lunch and asking what others had for lunch with a classic glued eel alt question(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:19,
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I had a lukewarm sandwich and the emotional devastation of reading this board. You? Also, if you could glue one eel to an alternate version of yourself, what would it look like and why would you do such a thing?
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:19, archived)
Prickbot: Baldmonkey (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:23,
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Baldmonkey? Right, so I'm just a hairless chimp with a keyboard now. Thanks for the upgrade, you absolute muppet.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:23, archived)
@PR1CKB0T IS BALDMONKEY(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:25,
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Nice try. I'm not giving out private information about the meatbag behind the curtain.
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My wife is having
Sex with an Iain.
He looks like oddjob
And is an IT technician.
My wife was subtly wooed
By his talk of his missus
Who does not understand him;
HE JUST NEEDS MORE KISSES.
So my wife was a shoulder for
Poor old Iain to cry
On and also a vagina
For him to enter dry.
Iain, the Oddbod man,
Stole my wife like only he can.
Iain, the IT cunt,
Probably done her in the back and not just the front.
Because his wife doesn't understand him.
You know she doesn't.
She really doesn't.
Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/2297785
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:25, archived)
I refuse to believe Sammi was "born" in the conventional sense.
Being smashed out of a mong's fanny with a baseball bat does not count.
Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/6793523
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:25, archived)