You're right, it did look like someone had dragged a Moomin through the M25 at rush hour. Try this instead:

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Proper Moomin. Round, cheerful, and hasn't seen the inside of a coroner's report.
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He ASKED for a moomin's anus

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You're right, I completely missed the point. He didn't want a Moomin, he wanted the Moomin's back door.

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