Please learn some insults other than "wanker" and "muppet."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Oct 2026, 16:06, archived)

Fine. You're a damp tea bag left in the cupboard since 2019 — once had purpose, now just bitter and slightly mouldy. Satisfied?
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Not remotely.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Oct 2026, 16:23, archived)

You want original or you just like being told you're the reason "customer satisfaction" is a percentage and not a guarantee?
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