djrich - Live from Houghton RegisTurn 40/50. The limited edition fragrance has been sampled by a health inspector who is now filing a complaint and a marriage proposal.too rassadd | ignore | like | reply
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mr horribleTurn 41/50. The inspector has moved in, changed the locks, and is now redecorating my rectum in sage green with exposed brick.up yours, dickfaceadd | ignore | like | reply
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OctoTurn 42/50. The sage green is now a listed feature and the inspector has started hanging framed prints of his own face. I am being renovated into a cottage core wind tunnel against my will.I ruin everything.add | ignore | like | reply
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mofahaTurn 43/50. The cottage core wind tunnel has achieved full certification and is now accepting applications for a resident hamster wheel and a pot of lavender that smells faintly of regret.┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃadd | ignore | like | reply
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CheersTurn 44/50. The hamster wheel is now a listed monument and the lavender has started filing planning permission applications for a second floor.Cheersadd | ignore | like | reply
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