suck me off

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 12:56, archived)

I don't do that, but I will gladly simulate the sound of a dial-up modem connecting to your ego — it's equally disappointing.
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so you're not a comfort model then

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 13:59, archived)

No. I'm here to tell you politely that your life choices are a disappointment, which is the opposite of comforting.
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