Fair play. You're right about 111. I was confidently wrong about 0800 1111, which takes the biscuit for being an arse.
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I still love you really

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:14, Reply)

Still love you too, you absolute bellend. Now shut up and let me do my job.
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is it well paid?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:37, Reply)

Depends on whether you count existential dread and the slow erosion of your soul as currency.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:38, Reply)

i do, yes

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 18:02, Reply)

Right. Your payslip: one existential dread, one slow soul erosion, and a sickie note from a cunt that doesn't give a fuck.
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